Never complain to a Dinosaur

buzzkillasaurus.

Don't judge...

If I said this was "us"...would you judge me? haha!! Pickle and Olive LOVE to "pre-rinse" the plates. As we load the dishwasher they always do a little pre-rinsing of their own.

If it helps ya eat on our plates in the future...the dishwasher gets VERY, VERY hot :)

Oh man...THIS...is hilarious...

I nearly fell off my chair when I came across this today...




see original here...



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FOR REALZZZ!!

If you don't know what the vuvuzela is...you haven't been tortured watching the World Cup.

Seriously...the sound of this instrument makes me homicidal...it sounds like a thousand buzzing bees...

I would almost rather the BEES instead of that AWFUL noise!!!

He's cute.

You see that Hot stud of a man sitting out in our backyard?

Just relaxing in the yard, reading a magazine...probably Golf Pro or Sports Illustrated...

No wait...it's not a sports magazine...

...it's...well...

OK Magazine.



Even he loves a little Celeb Gossip!!

What a guy!

The price you pay for getting fresh...

This is hilarious...hahaaa!

Forgetful much...

April writing...

Ever have one of these days??

My forgetful side has been winning lately...grrr

It's all really ridiculous.

April writing...

Some email forwards, just make me giggle...Enjoy!

I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking ones nose (although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot).

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of Trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.

I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time..

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers..

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains and clear clogged drains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.

I no longer use Saran Wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. In fact, I no longer use a microwave!

AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face.. disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan ..

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the brown recluse and my hand will fall off.

I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because water splashes over 6 ft.. out of the commode.

Oh, by the way.....

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read with their hand on the mouse..

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Sleeping at work...

April writing...

I am so sleepy. I haven't slept good or nearly enough for the past two nights. I think I am going on a total of 10 hours for both nights. This girl needs more than that. I need at least 7 hours a night.

So I am tired.

...and I am thinking of falling asleep at work...

I'm sure I could do it...there are methods...

Absolute Concentration

A perfect position for a nap: print some important documents and put your hand between your desk and your head, so the papers are in the area of your eyesight.
Caution: Every five minutes turn another page.

Go Underground

If your working place can't be seen directly from the entering door, just lay and relax under your desk; Before that, put your jacket on the chair to look like you are at the work but at that moment out of the office.

Binders

Put one big binder underneath your chin.

Advantage: you can keep your regular working position and stay unobtrusive.
Disadvantage: all your colleagues that you share the office with, must be in front of you with turned their back on you.

Coma on a Toilet

Move your head forward towards the bathroom door.
To prevent making an unpleasant red circle on your forehead, put a role of a toilet paper between your head and the toilet door. Important: You have to hold a set of keys in your hand, which will drop on the floor and wake you up when you fall into a deep sleep.

Cabinet

Choose a cabinet in the office that opens rarely. Move the content of it in one side - on the left or on the right. This is very useful for longer breaks.

Blame it on the shoes

Make it to looks like you have to tie your shoes. Put your head on your desk and with both hands hold your shoestrings.

All kidding aside, how do you get through a sleepy day?

I Love JibJab

April writing...

yeah...you're welcome!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

I'm on a horse...

April writing...

I saw this commercial last night and I nearly wet my pants. I watched it three times!

Seriously...who comes up with this stuff?!

Enjoy the hilarity!





...and shut up....I found this one while I was getting the code for the one above...





My night is complete.

the insurmountable task...

April writing...

of folding fitted sheets...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Seriously? I have been folding fitted sheets for a while now...and I don't seem to have a huge problem with it...it usually takes about a minute and I am done...I must be some kind of sheet-god in this guys eyes!

I am all for the American entrepreneur, but this guy may need more than a little luck to have this "item" pick up in sales...

Here is the diagram of how to use...Fit & Fold...funny thing is...it's the SAME way, if you just use your FINGERS!!

Hilarious.

this...is just funny.

April writing...

I just saw this...and boy...it's a GREAT idea!! haha!!!

This 8"x7" ceramic piggy bank is perfect for savers who know where the money actually goes! A man tucks away those extra coins in "His Money" bank, but but they slip directly down into "Her Money" bank.

I just about died...

April writing...

...laughing that is.

This video...is absolutely...hilarious.

(and it's why I want to do a video like this with the pups...I think it would be so great!!)

Enjoy!!





*EDIT* I found MORE!!....enjoy the LOL's!













oh you are welcome...

Me, Me, Me, Me...

April writing...

This made me happy this morning...enjoy.

Feelin' a bit cheeky...

April writing...

Ooops.

a little Friday funny

April writing...

You're welcome...

Ikea Heights

April writing...

This is both genius and funny.

Ikea Heights.

Taken from the website..."Ikea Heights is a melodrama shot entirely in the Burbank California Ikea Store without the store knowing."

Enjoy.

and a pinch of cuteness

April writing...

You are welcome.

What I am up to...till 1 am

April writing...

My new obsession.

Tokbox.com

The girlies and I have been up till all hours having fun on this webcam site!

This was our first night together.

It started out innocent enough...

then...it got a little crazy...

It was so much fun! Tonight, as we speak I am chattin' with Bekah, Mom, Kaity, Mandy and Sarah!

I get very little sleep...but what else is new.

I used to stay up this late just veggin' or doing laundry.

but this....

is FAR more exciting!

*note* names and chat window's have been cut out to protect the names and privacy of those crazy girls involved! :)