File this under..."What the...?"

April writing...

So tell me this...you hire a security guard...you know, to protect, to watch out for crimes, to potentially chase down thieves, to GUARD.

Something tells me that may be HARD to do with a bad foot...eh?

Yep, that's a Wackenhut Security Guard (from the local bank here in Columbia) with a boot on...one of those "I-hurt-my-foot-somehow-so-now-I-wear-this-boot-thingee" boot.

Yeah...I bet he'll catch ANYONE who tries to run off with money!