He calls people he comes into contact with at work such names as "hoodlehead" and "yay-hoos."
I guess he has to come up with some names since he doesn't use foul language...but these two crack me up!
Do your Officers have such names? Probably worse??! :)
Then there are the sayings...
When there is something going wrong that he doesn't want to deal with..."Can't see it from my front door."
When someone approaches him with a last minute request..."Your failure to plan is not my emergency."
When some gets their pants in a bunch..."Oh, He/She's got the same pants to get happy in."
...to many of these sayings I normally reply with a "oh isn't that sweet babe!" haha!
Do your Officers have any funny sayings?
It's funny to see how the Cops mentality or sense of cynicism changes them over the years! Share your stories!