I don't like you...

This just made me giggle when I saw it last week...so I had to share...especially now after I just had this jerk-face of a salesman come in and try and guilt me into buying water bottle service for our office.

I'm just not sure how else to say, "We are fine in the water department and we don't need your services, k, thanks, bye."

He just wasn't getting it.

So much so that he thought saying, "Well, you know as Americans we should really find cheaper ways to benefit from the clean drinking water we have. We have it and we shouldn't pay alot for it, and I think that's what your office is doing with the plan you have now."

Really dude...you're gonna pull the people in the world have dirty water to drink card when trying to sell me your overpriced water bottle service?

Get a life...oh, and he smelled like Big Red and cigarettes too. Great combo Sales-Jerk.

Pssshhhh. I don't like you...and your old cigarette sellin' ways aren't going to fly with me...

 Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?